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| I am Camilla! I live in the horrible country, that is Denmark. I like to start poking wars on facebook. - At the moment, I am fighting nine of them. I can be very childish, and I have a SLIGHTLY perverted humor. Slightly. I like the word scoot, which I learned from my dear friend Sarah. *Giggle*. Scoot. I really like the color green. I have a bad habit of over-editing pictures. - And the pictures of mine, that I like, no one else seems to like. ><' I am trying to give myself the habit og saying Sweet Baby Jesus all the time, but it's not working. Some day! .. Just need to get used to it! xD I am an atheist and you will often see me writing Oh Goat or Oh my Goat. Blasphemy? No. Religion. Ask me about it. I care alot about politics , so dont get me started on talking about Dansk Folkeparti. *Pukes*. Yuck. Dansk Folkeparti. I am addicted to online stupid flash games, mostly those that can be found on facebook. The games I mostly play: Farmville, pet society, happy aquarium and when really bored - Crazy planets. xD - I spend way too much time on the computer. I LOVE my beautiful dog and I love talking about her. [link] I reallyreallyreallyreally like music and I am almost constantly listening to it. Punk, rock, metal, emo and different other genres. I'm totally lost from the world, when I'm listening to Holler High by Sort Sol. *Disappears into own mind*. .. If you are having a conversation with me on a day, where I'm going to eat nachos, I WILL tell you about it. - Camilla Waage. |
Sweet Baby Jesus, there is a whale hater among us!
Tired
Devious Info
- Current Residence: Vejle, Denmark, earth
- Interests: Photo, music, writing, poking
- Favourite movie: Depends on mood. Any movie with Jim Carrey works with every moods.
- Favourite band or musician: Depends on mood. Sometimes I just like to go emååw. xD
- Favourite genre of music: Punk 4life! xD ... Okay no. But yea, most of the time it's punk.
- Favourite artist: My water bottle. A genius, he is.
- Favourite poet or writer: Stephen King :3 Awesomess? I believe so!
- Favourite style of art: Photo. xD Paintings, if I dont have to do it myself.
- Operating System: Windows XP - Because who can say no to a name with a smiley in it?
- MP3 player of choice: iPod nano - 'cause I own one and it's awesome.
- Favourite game: Solitaire! : D Or mario, lol.
- Favourite cartoon character: Homer Simpson
- Personal Quote: " *Dances* "
- Website: http://www.iwannabetreo.deviantart.com/
- Email: Camilla_w_ras@hotmail.com
- AIM: CamillaWaage
- MSN: Camilla_w_ras@hotmail.com
- Skype: Camillawaage
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On The Straight And Narrow (Minded)
Bar | Hertfordshire, England
(Note: I’m a female customer sitting in a pub. I’m approached by another male customer while I read a book.)
Male customer: “Hello, my name is ***.”
Me: “That’s nice.”
Male customer: “So can I have your number?”
Me: “Oh. Actually, I’m gay.”
Male customer: “You want to have sex with women?”
Me: “Well, not right now. Right now, I just want to read my book.”
Male customer: “That’s bulls***! If you’re a lesbian then you want to have sex with women!”
Me: “Honestly, I just want to read my book.”
Male customer: “You’re lying to me, that’s very rude! I’m going to complain!”
Male customer, to a waitress: “That girl over there is being really rude. I want you to do something, it’s disturbing my day. She just lied to me and told me that she was a lesbian, and now she’s mocking me.”
Waitress: “What am I supposed to do about that? Make her straight?”
Male customer: “Just do something about it!”
Waitress, to me: “Hello, there.”
Me: “Hello. I’m sorry about him.”
Waitress: “Oh, it’s no problem! So, can I have your number?”
Male customer: *looks horrified*
Me: “Er, yeah, sure. Here.”
(I write my number on a napkin and she takes it, still smiling.)
Waitress, to male customer: “See? She’s a lesbian.”
Male customer: “That’s not what I wanted you to do! I didn’t want you to ask her out, I wanted you to make her leave! I demand to speak to your manager!”
Waitress: “Oh, he’s just popped out. I can get his boyfriend for you though if you want?”
Male customer: *storms out cursing*
(It turned out that the waitress was kidding about her manager, but she wasn’t kidding about asking me out!)
XD
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"It tasted like a mouthful of alcohol!"
"And... Your pointed ears kick ass." - Samus Aran from Shydrake's Brawl Valentines
"Zelda... The sun's going down." - Hey Samus by G3rain1
"I'm going to eat your soul - and then SHIT YOU OUT!" - Jennifer's Body
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i'm not afraid to die. but i'm afraid to dry./
"Je ne suis pas d’accord avec ce que vous dites, mais je me
battrai jusqu’? la mort pour que vous ayez le droit de le dire"
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"It tasted like a mouthful of alcohol!"
"And... Your pointed ears kick ass." - Samus Aran from Shydrake's Brawl Valentines
"Zelda... The sun's going down." - Hey Samus by G3rain1
"I'm going to eat your soul - and then SHIT YOU OUT!" - Jennifer's Body
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Je ne parle pas le français.
Ich spreche kein Deutsch.
我不会说汉语。
I do, however, speak English.
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ADD ME ON FACEBOOK >:U
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